Akemashite Omedetō-Reiwa 7 Gantan

Akemashite Omedetō-Reiwa 7 Gantan

Akemashite Omedetō-Reiwa 7 Gantan

A most delightful Japanese New Year tradition is eating soba noodles on New Year’s Eve.

As mundane an event as this may seem to those who have yet to be enlightened about the magic instantiated in ōmisoka soba noodles consumed on New Year’s Eve.

年越し蕎麦toshikoshi soba

A traditional Japanese dish eaten on New Year’s Eve. Buckwheat noodles symbolize the release of past hardships and the welcoming of a fresh start in the new year.

Symbolism:

  1. Longevity and Prosperity: The long noodles symbolize long life.
  2. Breaking with the Past: Soba is easy to cut compared to other noodles, symbolizing the cutting off of the difficulties or misfortunes of the past year.
  3. Buckwheat’s Resilience: Soba plants can thrive in harsh conditions, symbolizing strength and resilience.

Preparation:

While the specific style of soba may vary by region or family, popular accompaniments include:

  • Hot soba in broth: Served in a light soy sauce-based soup.
  • Cold soba with dipping sauce: A simpler, refreshing option.
  • Toppings: Common toppings include tempura, seaweed, green onions, or kamaboko (fish cake).

Eating 年越し蕎麦 is a comforting ritual to reflect on the past year and prepare for a prosperous new beginning.

Speaking of new beginnings(*´`*)╯♡

Reiwa 6 revealed a pivotal connection in the long and often arduous journey following the sun and living among the Japanese, imbibing the meaning of life as a free-range avatar.

One fundamental to internalize in the Year of Emperor Naruhito—Reiwa Seven—is that the nooks and crannies are replete with burning philosophical questions, which also yield the answers human beings innately seek.

It was here last year that the full explanation of the nature of reality was revealed—the meaning of life now filled in—seek and ye shall find—if you will.

Inside the farthest reaches of the secret of human existence—the veneer stripped away—what it means to be infinite—in a parsimonious philosophical way—for the world surrounding ye—is created solely by the mind for those who so choose to see.

This material world is an ephemeral dream—one believes they are awake, yet, in fact, still slumbering—until the time to rejoice with the tutelary deities—passing through these phantasmagorical scenes throughout this transitory world on the sublime journey to ΩNE.

ΩNE Reiwa 7

Bottleneck

Bottleneck

Bottleneck

The Land of the Rising Sun could arguably also be called the land of functioning alcoholics—the peak of the Showa asset bubble is surely evidence of that. 

This massive asset bubble, rivaling the historic Dutch tulip mania, was brought to you by the global financial institutions flush with endless wads of fiat currency, fueling a nationwide Japanese party that was truly in full swig—ponds of alcohol, forests of meat—was the adage back in the day.

Remember, a tiny piece of land in Ginza the size of a postcard was selling for $7,000 a pop.

Ginza Land at its peakFor this micro-plot—zoom out for a full, objective perspective—the Imperial Palace of Japan was valued at more than the beautiful state of California in its entirety—what could possibly go wrong ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ 

The samurai salaryman of the roaring 80s had plump, juicy expense accounts—¥100,000 on company-sponsored nights out in the nooks and crannies of bars, snacks, and soapland—making business deals while carousing around, blind to the natural flow of things—as surely as the party starts, surely it will end.

In the aftermath of the implosion, the Japanese economic miracle explosion revealed a much more deeply pressing social phenomenon—a large swath of the Japanese population and their varying degrees of alcoholism.

Party time the end of timeThe overall lack of social services in general makes facing addiction here a very lonely place, living in the wetlands of the nation of Japan inside emerging Civilization Three.

The addicted come in all shapes and sizes, not only the company president who is under highly volatile pressures, the likes of which, in recent times are unprecedented.

Lest we forget the infamous housewife, who is not only drunk in the morning after dropping the children off at school, but has also been borrowing heavily from consumer credit companies to support a lavish lifestyle mimicking the chimpanzee she sees on TV—her long-suffering husband on a long commute, a disposable cog in the massive Japanese industrial wheel.

良妻賢母Is alcoholism a hereditary trait or cultural?

In fact, Japanese people often complain about the lack of a particular enzyme (ALDH2) for breaking down alcohol, making it difficult to rid their bodies of accumulated toxins.

Leave it to the Japanese to excel at developing a plethora of different kinds of hangover remedies—shelves replete with products to relieve the alcohol side-effects and accompanying mental suffering.

hangover medicine

On the other hand, a hard and hardy brand of free-range neo-clan avatars thrives—their preferred beverage to imbibe—whisky made from rye—“don’t kill the drink,” chided the tutelary deity as an alcoholic aside.

The Japanese bubble party in full swing—an international shindig mixing all who congregated in the bubble era of industrial Japan, where Middle Eastern counterparts were quite fond of Single Malt Scotch—chugging it back by the 4-litre jug—just like magnums of Baby Duck, the way it used to be when starting early.

babyduck swill

Yes, time marches on, and surely, eventually, alcoholism culminates in the default human condition of pain and suffering, and the things that are wrong can no longer be solved by having just one more drink.

Cheers to Civilization Three

Disastrous Mouth

Disastrous Mouth

Disastrous Mouth

The Japanese have a pithy expression aimed at avoiding the verbal quagmire of the highly volatile freedom of speech, with the liberty to interpret any exchange in a deeply personalized manner to be taken every which way, and loose—口は災いの元kuchi wa wazawai no moto.

Many moons ago, an outstanding filter was gifted from beloved Muse, however, in the heat of verbal battles, inside the plethora of indistinguishable incomprehensible mundane extraordinarily trite themes—oral decorum becomes distorted in an all around ugly scene.

Disastrous MouthIs it kind, necessary, and true—internalizing this san-ten-setto leads to no regret, now a Master communicator and orator, when understanding what lies beyond the wisdom of commonsense.

The urge to merge—Kind-Necessary-True—with FormOrderProcess—leaves not much left, but one small step—and without further ado—a gift from us to you—the evolution of creative communication solutions.

Kind Necessary True Mere with Form Order ProcessWhen this highly sophisticated protocol is ignored, an overabundance of anguish, pain, and their manipulative nefarious friend, mental torture arrive with the preachers and the choir.

A deeply emotional serenade, a skipping record playing the same old song over and over again—being chided while guided—excruciating punishment meted out, it’s a matter of course—brought to task for blatant disregard of the cordial civility enshrined in Japanese communication protocol.

A diverse and inclusive interstellar choir singing in unison with a preacher conducting them. The choir includes aliens, fairies, and elves, all harmoAnnihilate incessant amplification, and its worse mate, cacophony—a manifestation of a viral infestation, consuming a narrowly defined spectrum of a decaying humanoid mind.

The dissonant discord of raspy-throated humanoid noise pollution is reflected in the failure of modern communication systems—cans of germs create fantastical delusion couched as the verified solutions according to the forked-tongued servile minions.

Mitigate the sulphuric acid taste of astringent verbiage, the toxic waste pit kind, moribund products of linguistically decaying artifacts still haunting modern primordial man.

A scene featuring rustic goblets filled with acrid vapors pouring from the mouth of a suspect chalice. The goblets are old and worn, made of rough metThe Japanese innately know the mouth is the fountain of all disasters—more often than not, the Japanese default to the standard protocol of tatemae—maintaining a facade of socially constructed harmony—as it goes—so life flows—internalize this to see—you too can think like the Japanese—a rock-solid 100% money-back guarantee.

This could really be why the Japanese communication protocol is a game of hidden meanings, inside subtle intonation, ambiguity, and the paramount societal position of each Japanese.

Bound to ancient esoteric communication protocol embedded inside what it means to be Japanese, expressed via extraordinarily beautiful non-verbal communication tools with the ability to reach deep into the past via the culturally rich kanji.

Gain Wisdomー温故知新

For within the Japanese zone they have a visceral historical precedence, strict enforcement of their communication protocol—know your position while edifying all—make sure to not lose your head—the mouth is the source of disaster—that is all.

Once upon a time in Edo Japan, a slip of the tongue got the sideways glance to be met with a visceral real feel of the renowned samurai steel.

A phacken bloody mess, early death, returning to the bosom of the tutelar deity of your neo-clan—the disasters spewing from the mouth flowing to the final destiny.

All disasters spewing from uncontrollable pie-holes—leads to a mediocre destinations for those who fail to gain a semblance of control—loose lips elicit the markings of an untamed beast, and the resultant bore, bears out the cold hard facts—your life is an all-around abject failure—start from the beginning again.

A confrontation on the streets of Edo between an obnoxious drunk rogue and a noble samurai. The scene is set at night, with traditional Edo period arc

Coming from a long line of clever witty conversationalists, gabbers extraordinaire—some innate traits can never be changed, thus, those in this whimsical conversation class must reframe cultural communication codes by internalizing the spirit of the word for they lurk everywhere and hold one of the keys to mastery—this is the way.

Making the transition from a loudmouth full of self opinionated news-cycle driven—brainwashing runs deep, and in this, there is leeway for a slight modicum of forgiveness.

In the realm of humor, disaster from the mouth is always waiting like a dim-witted smartypants anticipating a second chance to ruin the perfect day—lurking inside the shadows of a former-self, just one innocuous blunder away.

A solemn and realistic scene emphasizing the message to 'watch your mouth.' The image shows a person with a ticking time bomb in their mouth, symboliz

Engaging strangers at Meiji Shrine with Sunshine Lover on a brilliant sunny day, an Occxie lass from the British Isles inside the conversation actually said:

Unfiltered Princess said “How about you?”

xybersensei replied: “Here since arriving in 1987 at the age of 23.”

To which the unfiltered princess then sullenly replied: “Why would you live here?!?!?”

In the days of yore, she would have been eviscerated with an unfiltered reply, a common tedious myopic Occxie chick, absent of any wisdom, not even one small pearl, her mind trapped inside a minuscule world.

This is where the filter kicked in, mitigating a tip of the tongue tart wise-guy reply—at long last, the acrid tongue finally reigned in—one giant leap on the road to becoming what Muse has in store to explore throughout the nooks and crannies of the phantasmagorical portals residing within.

The burning question now on the beloved readers’ mind is:

What would you have said if you had allowed yourself the freedom to opine:

The answer is clear for those who care to be:

I never wanted to become someone like you—not kind, nor necessary, nonetheless true.

A slightly obese British princess with raggedy clothes and gaudy makeup, standing in wonderment at a shrine. She has a snotty nose

Constitutional Merger

Constitutional Merger

Constitutional Merger

Ancient wisdom, embedded in mystic tales originating from primordial times, is now reanimated through a manifestation of the sublime four-idiom compound—calling for the amalgamation of two constitutions—on ko chi shin—learning something new based on the past is the next big thing.

The stagnation of progress and suppression of knowledge stem from the rot and decay of mal-matriculated minions, moulded by ivory tower racketeers indoctrinating their vassals to regurgitate poppycock and twaddle verbatim.

“Out with the old, in with the new” epitomizes the stark, black-and-white moral supremacy that reflects deeply rooted, idiotic, institutionalized stupidity.

Old and new-天佑神助は重要だよぅA major fork in the road during this epoch leads to a sublime supposition—it is now high time to reconfigure and reanimate a civil constitution by merging Civilization W and Civilization E (WE).

The Japanese have combined these extraordinary chains of events, culminating in the Loose Muse, Age of Neo Clan, Neo Societies, and the emergence of Civilization Three.

In every emergent neo-society, the first order of business is the elimination of parasites, cancers, and viruses that rot the innate human spirit—nothing less than extermination of the last brass tack hidden in the nooks and crannies at the core of Borg.

Spray away the cancer and parasites out of your lifeThe secret to a civilized amalgamation of the duopolistic notions of WE, as brewed over several centuries, now lies in the strict finishing protocol of Japanese Form, Order, Process.

Regardless of the outer surface appearances, Japan genuinely has a veneer of civility as sincere Japanese citizen has emerged as the preeminent precedent of an authentic civilized society.

This constitutional merger coincides with the revival of ancient Asian healing modalities.

Japanese practitioner of Chinese herbal medicine with a variety of herb, potions, and curesAsian shamans are now free to disseminate ancient herbal healing protocols, firmly committed to create innovative solutions for the maladies plaguing those trapped in the contemporary matrix.

An edict from the Rising Japanese Son has instructed the Japanese to maintain a stiff upper lip, as they are well-equipped and ready to do what they have historically done—persevere through the dip.

Import artifacts from distant lands, combine them, and polish them to a fine, glimmering shine, continuously honing skills embodying daily incremental improvements, in other words embrace kaizen.

The reanimation of two distinct constitutions has recently come to the forefront, causing significant stir and commotion—heralding societal evolution, the bifurcation of civilization, and the emergence of neo-clans with expanding global communities.

Neo Clan BannerInnate human moral behavior sometimes requires a reminder in the form of an update of the communal behavior, their fundamentals carved in stone centuries ago—the basic moral tenets must be updated and reiterated.

After decades of reflection, this philosophical inquiry is neither a delusion nor an illusion, but an observable fusion of fundamental Japanese ethics with the Age of Reason—forming the cohesive vision of Civilization Three.

Dust off the soot from the original constitutional roadmap formulated by Shotoku Taishi in 604 CE, the framework for creating healthy societies based on universal moral precepts, set to merge with a modern constitution influenced by General Bonner Fellers, Uncle Douglas, and the GHQ.

Shotoku Taishi and the Japanese constitution of 604 CE

The long game of life, a fundamental concept in the greater Asian node encumbered with the burden to amalgamate Asia into the Age of Reason.

The magnificent, magnanimous intellectual legacy originating from Sir Isaac and his drinking buddy John Locke, remain a bedrock story to be continued under the guises of civil reformation, threaded into neo-clans and their emerging societies until the end of Earth time. 

Sir Isaac and his drinking buddy John LockeHere, a good healthy smear of kaizen needs to be applied to the Occxie mind, which is still plagued by unfettered crony capitalism—the epitome of a grind. 

Every three months, it’s do or die; indeed, being seated on pins and needles is the order of capitalist exploits day, ensuring you meet your quarterly targets four times a year, until your dying day.

The fusion of fundamental human tenets with the inalienable rights of the sovereign individual, along with Muse’s plan—coupled with the miracle of unrestrained free speech—leads to the universal rejection of parasitic demagoguery and the co-opting of the cherished American dream.

Prepare for the ultimate fusion of Ancestral Etiquette and the spirit of the Age of Reason with Shotoku Taishi’s standards for a civil society, based on the reach of knowledge and the turning of the seasons. 

Merging of the constitutionsThe citizens of Japan have made countless sacrifices along their path to destiny as they embrace each day.

As curators of the next stage of humanity, they innately understand that the next step in the evolutionary process involves the consolidation of neo-clans and the constitutional merging of ancient and modern Japan.

The magnum opus of the Japanese is the reanimation of a globally bifurcated civilization as the phoenix once more rises from the ashes, with the Japanese regarded as both the creators and curators of Civilization Three.

ΩNE World Civilisation Three-Land Of The Rising Son-Japan

Culturalization

Culturalization

Culturalization

The most magnificent thing about living in Japan since 1987 is the opportunity to meet diverse people from all corners of the world, and to explore the depth of Asia, soaking in the vibe of exotic lands.

This allows profound insight into the essence and nature across the entire spectra of humanity, with each person on a unique journey to unravel the mysteries of the multiverse.

Forward to the future-follow the sun

Observing the advent of globalization over several decades, a pressing need for localization translation of the greedy, fragmented minds of shifty suspect merchants was astutely and covertly observed.

The growing presence of foreign entities looking to peddle shoddy goods, vacuous vaporware, shilling the merits of suspect network marketing schemes to the highly discerning Japanese, is the primary example of Failure 101.

Failure 101 American nightmare

Crystallize in your mind an image of the infamous Charles Ponzi, a charlatan extraordinaire with a gaggle of drooling stooges trying to come In Through the Out Door to Japan.

First things first—understanding the Japanese protocol of Form Order Process facilitates creation of articles culturally familiar, thus worthy of the attention of the fickle Japanese.

To conjure artifacts that last forever, involves a much deeper analysis of the psyche of the Japanese, which will lead to material success for all these tedious alien wannabes.

Most of these trivial hacks came and went like the fluttering of ephemeral cherry petals in a gentle spring breeze—dreams of vast fortunes and riches like some kind of exploitable commodity extracted from the Japanese—eternally crushed under the boot heel of the stark subjective reality.

The end of the American empireA fatal glitch in American capitalist psyche is reflected in the prevalent condescending, insolent attitude toward the way of the Japanese.

Mal-matriculation of the Occxie student-body has erased any intuitive understanding of the deep-seated notion held close to the bosom of the citizens of Yamato, and what it means to be Japanese.

Whether native or naturalized, understanding the animistic nature of, and desire to preserve the civil Japanese culture has led to rejection of colonization by commodification and subjugation via the Mickey Mousification of Japan.

capital hill insurrection-With Mickey-02

Observe this example of han men kyō shi—bad examples from which one can learna shockingly impoverished viewpoint of a smug arrogant lackadaisical American president, who actually said:

“If it’s good enough for the Mexicans, then it’s good enough for the Japanese (°_°)*

The Japanese live in a rigid hierarchical structure; thus the following diagram makes absolute sense in the minds of the Japanese.

Samurai ΩNE ChartHowever, for our beloved Mexican brothers and sisters, this is simply not the casediagrams must be created in a specific way respecting and reflecting cultural sensibilities of the Aztecs and their indigenous beliefs.

Bind Japan and the Aztecs

A cautionary tale of a typical obnoxious Occxie distributor, who tried his hand at Japan, a failure from the start, without a clue about the Japanese, nor their unequivocal cultural sensibilitiesa vacuous agent of greed, replete with a robust supply of mental excrement: “If it works in Croatia it will work in Japan” ʅʃ 

Herein lies the secret key, allowing access to a group of karmic aliens, who have over time become Japaneseglimpsing into the magnificent creative Japanese mind, a product of civilization evolving over two millennia, unparalleled in all of Hardcore History.

Japan is an extraordinary school of culturalization, a characteristic distinctive style brought to you, with heartfelt love and affection a preliminary introduction to the colourful, vibrating world of ancient Japanese customs and tradition.

Key to unlock freedom

Flow

Flow

Flow

Living in Japan for years prior to the Internet age was truly an in-depth cultural immersion experience.

A mere 1.5 hours hop-skip-jump from the most marvelous megatropolis Mother Earth has ever seen, the roads were under construction and the times were a boomin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, the prospect of what would come from isolation in the Land Of The Rising Son could have never been imagined, nor actively sought; it is what happens when you reject the notion of institutionalised drudgery.

Rat Race Rut Waste

With the advent of the World Wide Web came profound opportunities for those curious about the meaning of life, providing access to all knowledge and unleashing a global renaissance for all neo-clan autodidacts; this is Muse’s master plan.

Truly unprecedented, the initial miracle was the emergence of the world’s largest bookseller—resurrecting the misfits of the planet, spreading the reach of knowledge throughout the eight corners of this glorious land.

In this particular instance of infinity in this multiverse, this wayward autodidactic boy just happened to be assigned to Way Station No. 9, another name for Japan.

Japan Map with Ume-chan

The serendipitous miracle of the Internet continues to enrich a connected life—international communication basically free *\(^o^)/*

Deep gratitude to all the innovative visionaries foreseeing the future of a connected human league—remember, the truth will always set you free.

The seminal transformation of publishing, along with the evolving notion of agency that comes with freedom, has in essence rejiggered the quantum arena.

There has always been a dark mystery surrounding the skill of computer programming, a way to take control of destiny; even so, this elite group of highly motivated individuals now faces an existential adversary due to the mistaken notion of ”job security.”

AI takes tech jobsYes, those were the days my friends; we thought they’d never end, then came the hard fork in humanity’s road, immortalized in the Hardcore History record books, the road to ΩNE built brick by brick founded upon blood, sweat, and tears of our forebears.

All of a sudden, over the past few years, a shift has reanimated the human species with renewable energy, a paradigm shift in the infinite mix of chemistry—creation of life force protocol, available to all emerging neo-clan nodes.

Alien NodesThe sole desire of brainwashed nincompoops is the comfort of mental enslavement—in this movie, they exist solely as background people, like common props in life’s grand stage.

Flow is vibrant streams of eclectic dreams of chemically infused energy— vital sparks of connective energy flowing freely among those who are in the know about the esoteric, mysterious secrets of infinite Flow.

Jump into the highly charged particle flow, valuing each other’s vision of unity—striving to connect emerging neo-clans, creating ΩNE infinite community—opening the floodgates of unlimited possibilities.

Explosion of neo-clans
So, what to do about this eclectic community of mystical characters trapped inside the vast expanse of xybersensei emergent mind?

Seeking a way to bring multifaceted animations to light, before this physical iteration of a chemical equation reaches its logical conclusion—the sublime reshuffling of material molecules reanimating this wayward chemical matrix once again.

Upon hearing vital information from the mysterious sound designer M5, a dramatic realization washed over this autodidact like a massive wave of thick rich pork gravy, this revelation right on time.

M5 xyber MuseAfter decades of waiting and anticipating the arrival of web-based no-code—miracle of miracles, the prodigious Webflow has been assigned to Earth’s node.

Muse put to use magical elixir juice to jump the queue into infinity, a divine meeting of minds—merely happenstance, or is this manifested destiny?

Welcome to infinite creativity, stylized culturalization by young Master Voroshilov, visionary sovereign of the top-secret no-code scene—manifesting streams of consciousness into bits and bytes using zero to one protocol is just one of the plethora of adroit magical tricks this prodigious team has up their kimono sleeve.

Igor 異端児For ultimate Webflow, discard obsolete notions of localization and translation, as shown by the globalization failure in Japan—embracing culturalization is a manifestation of the ultimate strategic game plan, becoming ΩNE with Yamato Japan.

Being privy to essential cultural touchstones is essential for any journey into the vast expanse of the Japanese Way, while wising up to the imperativeness of culturalization in consideration of the true nature of the Japanese and their esoteric ways.

Truly, the essence of Japanese society can only be ascertain by assimilation into this distinctive cultural perspective—embodied by the inimitable vibration, frequency, and resonance of the Japanese simulation—initiating the age of neo-clans, phase two of the Civilization Three recipe.

World Chef
The full spectrum of race and beauty, embedded in all humanity’s face is reflected in the materialization of emerging neo-societies—embrace the universality of this crucial truth, the way to Flow—understanding culturalization and its significance is what it means to be free.

The future of Flow lies in beholding the Japanese connection to the infinite stream of ancient cultural protocols, embedded in the Japanese way is where Master Voroshilov yielded to Muse, her sublime music orchestrating the harbinger of neo-clans.

Neo-clans are replete with an unfathomable reach of empathetic knowledge void of all moral conundrums—invoke this magic by embracing the day—under the conviction of infinite connection within the gargantuan Flow of the unbridled spirit of humanity—Flow into synchronicity—ban butsu—life force in all consolidating Earth’s Flow into the infinite notion of ΩNE.

Fairies in Flow